Saturday, November 22, 2008

Day 22: Real Mom, that's me

I recently started reading the blog Scary Mommy. I'm probably attracted to it for the title, which seems like an apt description of me on many an occasion. In any case, Jill (AKA Scary Mommy) tagged me with a Real Mom meme. Basically, if you're tagged, you post this list (links included) and then you choose an entry from your archive which best describes you as a Real Mom.

1. Real Moms don’t flinch when they talk about boobs. They do make you laugh your brains out.
2. Real moms go on vacation and learn to play traffic cop
3. Real moms brag about their kids
4. Real moms do not mince words when they present the truth
5. Real moms juggle
6. Real moms “resist the guilt and embrace the journey”
7. Real moms don’t give a damn to media generated Mommy Wars
8. Real moms have kids with potty mouths
9. Real moms know that real life is not like TV sitcoms
10. Real moms carry on a telephone conversation while their child vomits on the couch
11. Real Moms think farting is really, really funny.

and mine, 12. Real Moms wear crowns.

As a last step, I get to pass this along. I'm going to tag three bloggers whom I don't know in real life: Mary at Mean Mommy, Sydney at Diapers and Deadlines, and Cristin at Tiptoeing through the Tulips. If you care to play along, link to this post and let me know.

2 comments:

Cristin said...

Oh fun! I'll get on this after work tonight!

Anonymous said...

that's cool. mine is the 'real moms have potty mouths' one!